Wednesday, 24 September 2008
14:20 | Posted by
Jendela Ilmu |
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An interesting and funny account, written in English by a person from the United Kingdom. It is always good to err on the side of humour during these times of crises.
By the way, look carefully at how the conditional tense is used in this text.
Thought for the day:
"If you had purchased £1000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95, with HBOS, earlier this week your £1000 would have been worth £16.50, £1000 invested in XL Leisure would now be worth less than £5, but if you bought £1000 worth of Heineken Lager one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £150. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle."
Please, don’t take above tip to heart. There are better ways of investing and that will produce more money and fewer health problems! :)
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